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Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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-_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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Right in the snowglobes

Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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No touching!

Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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Daerauko 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:11

good, stop irritating people

Firate 3

Monday 8 March 2010 9:12

If you're that bored, how about helping your mom with the dishes instead of being an ass?

fuckmylifeX139 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:11

don't listen to all the ass holes, and I know it hurts. deffinitally a wtf moment, and to your father who said my daughter posted this to strangers, ur an ass hole too :] on a lighter note you were born 2 years after me!! go us!

jawa6306 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:19

Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL?

SavageFOLK 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:27

sounds like my ma.

mtc4ever 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:43

even if I was in a good mood, if some retard pokes me while saying "poke" ... it drives me up the friken wall. you're an idiot. poking is annoying

dave666_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:24

WIN BIG TIME

hillbillie_girl 3

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:06

agreed with 73 snickers your a ass

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Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:16

ahahahaha! XD

Enzan 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:11

Maybe you just shouldnt annoy people for personal enjoyment? You TOTALLY deserve that.

bubidood 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:01

F***ing kick her back

Slolo420 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 17:59

She was probably in a bad mood because she just finished cleaning the house and cooking your dinner, and you decided the way that you were going to help her out was to annoy her instead of simply saying "Hey mom, take a load off .. I'll finish the dishes .. enjoy your coffee".