Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a...

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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eggnogg 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:28

i honestly didnt think that anyone could possibly be that stupid, r u mentally retarded or just a plain ******* dumbshit idiot?

All_time_low 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:29

That is an epic fail.

average_girl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:41

what the **** is this????? "oh better slow down. omg where r the brakes??? where is my car??? IM GONNA GET A TICKET WHAAAAAAHHH!!!!!" wowww stupid!!

squeaksx24 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:43

How the hell did this get past moderation? Definitely not FML, this is just plain stupid.

Oriina 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:44

So, is it hard to keep track of that invisible car you drive?

MaxiLoser 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:50

epic fail. xD

ayuhme 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:53

oh my goodness. that is the funniest thing ever

Person_Man 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:54

I totally agree with #6 lol This FML made my day! :D

tolduso 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:55

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA You, sir, just made my day!

Douse22 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:01

LMFAO

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