By sn-511 - 01/03/2013 22:54 - Italy - Naples

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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML
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6tori6 5

yet she is the one who put her hand down your crotch...

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HandaPitler 1

Women, usually assuming we want to have sex just because we have a boner. i feel your pain op. my ex was the exact same way

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Shepardspie71 8

Ok she needs to be taught how intimacy works. She sounds like a dumbass.

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janro72 10

maybe she wanted to give you an erection a different way...

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AllegroRubato 16

Hahahaha Oh man, I feel for you, OP. Crazy girlfriends! what'chu gonna do? :)

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ao9s7yashdun 7

Wow. She doesn't understand how simple the male equipment really is.

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accursedvenom 1

wtf did she expect to find when she put her hand there?

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xmaximusx 12

What was she touching your dick for then? Shes that much of a tease, good luck putting up with that shit

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RKD 23

Can you say, "ex-girlfriend", anybody?

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adam_night 9

Hey it's not your fault! Those things got a mind of there own!

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