By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 350
You deserved it 25 992

Same thing different taste

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mysitc_burrito 0

You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.

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oldskoolman85 0

Women shouldn't be able to post FMLs. They are all just, "WAHHH, MAH BOIFRIEND CAHLLD ME A FATTAH. WAHHHH" ******* deal with it nobody cares.

I'm a woman and I totally ******* agree with you.

Drkwfl - So as a woman, by agreeing with him you're saying that you would also make this post, or that you're agreeing with him because you wouldn't and this makes you a special little unique snowflake of your gender?

Jazzywrites007 2

drkwlf gets off on being the little Snowflake of our gender. ;)

Crunchy_fml 0

She agreed on the part where he said 'nobody cares'. She doesn't agree that nobody cares she's a special snowflake though.

If she was agreeing to the "no one cares" part, there wasn't any reason for her to mention her gender.

curryndricegirll 0

that doesn't make whoever posted this a misogynist. it just makes him not stupid. it doesn't mean all women are like that. but seriously, the women who do post these...nobody cares! most of them set themselves up for it, and then just expect a compliment back, and then when they don't their lives are apparently f***ed. f*** our lives for having to hear this over and over again. Next time, if you don't want people to agree with you being fat, don't bring it up...and if it bothers you, then just lose the weight.

I'm pretty sure he did mean all women are like that seeing as he said "women shouldn't be allowed to", not "some women shouldn't be allowed to" and "they are all ...", so yes, it would be correct to call him a misogynist.

Please be quiet mobius8 so many of your comments are just plain annoying #11 was just being funny, and it worked cos that was ******* hilarious!!! And it's true- we've had quite a few of these FMLs about women complaining that their boyfriend somehow said something about them being fat, and no one actually cares. Drkwlf agreed with that. Simple isn't it? Now moaning and whingeing about misogyny and shut up.

38 - You obviously have trouble with your reading comprehension, so if my comments bother you so much I'd suggest you stop wasting what is obviously an effort for you reading them. I don't have a problem with what 11 wrote. I asked if the person who in reply first stated they were a woman and then agreed no women should be allowed to post considered herself as annoying as the OP of this FML, or exempt from the rule she was happy to agree applied to all other women, and my reply to 32 was just pointing out she was wrong and had misquoted the OP who's statement, meant in jest or not, was misogynistic and the person who accused him of that was technically correct.

Shut the **** up and stop trying to sound clever because you're really not Nuff' sed

I wasn't trying to sound clever. I was pointing out how you fail at reading comprehension. If you don't have an actual response, I'm going to suggest you unbunch your panties and stfu until you have some idea of what you're talking about.

[facepalm] "sed"? YOU are the stupid one and should shut the **** up, enough said. @OP: As someone mentioned, obviously they'd be huge if you concentrated all the weight in one area. As someone mentioned, don't try fishing for support by starting with a negative. That just makes you look needy. "Oh I'm so fat wahhh I'm fat aren't I boyfriend?" I don't know if someone said this already, but many guys like boobs. Maybe he was actually more excited than insulting? "HUGE BOOBS AWRIGHT..." You do not want your boobs big. I don't know why so many chicks do. It just gives you problems and too much attention. YDI for being whiny, hypocritical, and possibly self-centered since you wanted bigger boobs (ie, more attention).

oldskoolman85 0

Seriously though, this is what about 2/3s of female FMLs are: Today, I was talking to my (boyfriend/crush/ex). I (made a move/came onto him/tried to get back together/fished for compliments). He (turned down sex/didn't know who I was/turned me down/agreed with me when I insulted myself). FML. THESE AREN'T FUNNY. NOBODY FEELS BAD FOR YOU. GET OVER YOURSELF.

I was just saying that I also believe females shouldn't post shit like this- and was stating I was female so people wouldn't think I was also male and call me such names as a sexist jackass. .. So. There you go.

And a comparison of genders on FML. http://nces.ed.gov/nceskids/createagraph/default.aspx?ID=c4d5227e722f42919c30899290db460a

Crunchy_fml 0

okay mobius8 you can sit down now.

What kind of response were you hoping for?

Ya. he wasn't even saying your breasts were small, just that they could be bigger. not a fml

hikidsimcool 0

I don't think you got the meaning of this FML. He meant she's fat, so if all her weight went to her boobs they'd be like HUGE. For all we know they're D's now. I doubt it, but yeah. It has nothing to do with the size of her current boobs. Its the weight she has gained. Doh!

well it's her own fault he didn't say she's fat she basically said it herself and than wanted him to disagree. so she totally deserves it.

Jazzywrites007 2

Hm. All The Weight I gain DOES go to my Boobs so... I'll just say, That it's pretty awesome. =) I'm sorry your Bf made you feel bad about the Chub Chubs!

Hahaha too bad that weight can't make up for your personality

I think he was likely being a smartass, considering the huge opening you gave him for responses.

tehukiso 0

Yeah. She pretty much had it coming.

Well... YDI for saying that. You threw it up, and he pretty much HAD to hit it. But YLIF cuz maybe he could have been diplomatic and gone "hmmm..." or something...

haha I don't think its a big deal. It doesn't sound like he said it to be insulting. If your fat ass was that unappealing, he'd just leave you

Crunchy_fml 0

very true, like how I left your mom

Hahaha, I think he's trying to tell you something...

At least he was listening to you. YDI for whining, and plus--you basically handed him a ticket to the 'insult buffet'. There has to be a more clever way of saying that. Anyway....

At least he was listening? Since when should a guy get praised just for simply listening to what his girlfriend is saying?

false_swipes 0

You opened the door for his answer- no one ever wins when you talk about body weight.