Intimacy: Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked... - FML

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

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Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

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Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

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Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

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Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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ThatScaryKidd 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks

Peterick 0

Monday 30 March 2009 12:24

so much for knocking.

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strawberryswirl 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:06

This happened to me, except it was my dad and I was changing my tampon. What's the point of knocking if you're just going to barge in anyway?

allison406 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:34

Lollllll. That's terrible. But, you should've stopped when she knocked on the door.

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:39

Well, next time she'll know better.

TalkCuntyToMe 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 5:44

ew my mom does this to me too. the other day i was taking a bath, and she comes in while im naked and starts to clean the bathroom. i told her can you please do this another time and she goes it will only take a minute. WTF?

fcuk_mylife 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:11

#16 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JavaAnyone 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:13

i love how matter-of-factly you say u were masturbating.

jrod_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 7:23

Why is the lock on the outside of your room? and how did you plan on getting out if you were locked in?

shmaller 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 7:42

I will be laughing for days at #52

nodbor 11

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:50

i guess she just wanted to see you naked

kbtoys 2

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:52

Did you finish at least?

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