By fingerhut - 03/03/2012 08:27 - United States

Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
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ThatGuyRory 9

That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.

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roafteth 4

Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used

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MrsCunny 1

This is y u need a bladder and ass of steal

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Zozo_The_Cat 9

It's times like these when a nice leafy bush comes in handy. Or did you do that and then use the newspaper to "clean up"?

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atomicmrpelly 2

Seek medical attention at once sir, this is not normal.

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Dilwann 27

Ever tried running when you feel a poo coming up? I bet you didn't. I tried it, and running makes it so much worse.

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Joey_Bellows 1

You carry a newspaper while you run?

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chavez13 5

At least a Sunday paper, a little dignity there

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Testing1234 25

And that people ....... Is how classy us men are.

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