Work and Photography: Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes...

By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By ugly5402 - 06/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

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Gunked up

By strokingitasitype - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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Button fever

By i hate it - 09/05/2025 12:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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LackOfControl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:18

After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?

designedlikedice 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:14

You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.

Comments

foreverisabelx3 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:33

i agree with #1

dim8200 3

Monday 20 April 2009 0:34

Today, I went to my computer and went to fml.com, there were no good fmls. FML

duckpsy 2

Monday 20 April 2009 0:35

Right. 20 minutes? :/ This isn't significant enough to be an FML.

Nemo89 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:35

HAHA at #15 completely agree that this is sooooo NOT an fml! i wonder who selected this!

angelsnarrows 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:37

everyone bashing this person is ALSO an idiot considering you all put "an" in front of FML you don't put AN in front of something that doesn't start with a VOWEL. way to fail. by the way, it made me laugh.

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 14 January 2014 10:01

use smaller words, internet people scare easily.

thrawg 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:38

nice #8

fmlx5 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:39

you're clearly really bad at your job and should find a new career, while you're at it stop wasting my time, i could really have used that 5s it took me to read it on something else, something life changing, but i didn't... i read your fml instead, FML

sarahishh 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:40

it's okay that has happened to me way more times than I can count. Usually it doesn't take me 20 minutes to figure it out though.... more like 10 seconds.