Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk....

By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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Tippi Hedren strikes back

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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You're welcome

By Melanie - 07/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I felt like surprising my coworkers by bringing donuts. Feeling generous, I got a dozen from the most reputable bakery in town. On my way to the office, I tripped, and the box flew open, scattering donuts everywhere. A group of pigeons swooped in and devoured them before I could recover. I spent $30 on pigeon breakfast. FML

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By dont_shit_where_i_eat - 29/08/2017 23:15

Today, during the few free minutes I had while rushing between meetings, I grabbed a plain slice of pizza to go. I stepped outside, ready to eat and walk, when a friendly pigeon flew overhead and added a "free topping" to my slice. FML

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Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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Surprise strike

By Anonymous - 28/06/2020 20:02

Today, as I was walking home with dinner, a pigeon pooped on my leg like a dive bomb. My hands were full carrying the food, so I had to walk the rest of the way with a smear on my jeans that everyone knew what it was. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:22

a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.

ijaywalk 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:21

Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.

Comments

dan11 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:23

i hate it when people say that its not an FML! obviously the moderator thought it was so just SHUT THE **** UP!!!!

Montville1 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:36

whoaa dan chill out brahh

shadowsx1101 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:24

Wow, that is AMAZING. OP if I were you, I would repeat the process to kill the remaining 4. @ the wanna be PETA people: give it a rest, this is FMyLife.com NOT a PETA meeting for discussing the ways a fry kills pigeons, and how all pigeon murderers should die and go to hell. Next time, think about the people who don't really much care for PETA beliefs thank you.

vanaathiel 13

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:26

How is this a FML? It's more like **** the pigeon's (short) lives. Lol thats so funny

Scorpious 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:50

I think you may be a servant sent down from Natural Selection. If that is the case, good job, you just helped out the pigeon species.

F00tball_Playa 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:57

YOU SHOULD GO 2 HELL!!!!!!!! Pussy

oh_dee 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:58

i hate pigeons anyway

Sorrel 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:59

Who cares, pigeons are like rats with wings.

Luzilla 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:04

MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!!!

TheAlphabetMasta 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:37

I love you.

morgan020 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:06

well at least huntin season is right around the corner a truck seems to be more efficient than a 12 gauge :)

amstillives 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:08

YDI for buying food at mcdonalds!!! BiTCH...

amstillives 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:22

BiTCH shut the **** up.. You probably work at some broke ass mcdonalds with some dirtyass people and even in charge of making the dustyass fries. Your probably fat and obese. BiTCH...