Transportation: Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young...

By superdriver - 07/02/2011 17:46 - Mexico

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 195

You deserved it 50 740

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Who's fault is that?

By junie b - 03/03/2022 22:00

Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 106

You deserved it 80

By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 682

You deserved it 2 815

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 282

You deserved it 2 654

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 729

You deserved it 2 617

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 297

You deserved it 4 156

By Chaosfigure - 03/09/2017 13:00

Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 941

You deserved it 259

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 468

You deserved it 14 447

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 18:23 - France

Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 114

You deserved it 48 209

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 243

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 065

You deserved it 2 589

mylifesucksserio 15

Monday 7 February 2011 23:07

lol, better reflexes but easily distracted

MzKylz 0

Monday 7 February 2011 23:11

I think perhaps you should hand your license back..

Comments

Jumper11550 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 18:31

You may have "better" reflexes but anticipation (which comes from experience) will always beat reaction.

josh5634 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:31

I agree with

CabZ_fml 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 9:19

hate it when people gets so cocky but can't actually keep their words... pathetic.

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 9 February 2011 20:04

you obviously lie as bad as you drive. YOU DESERVE IT! roflmao!

missysangel 4

Friday 11 February 2011 1:02

So expected. Can't FML accept better ones?

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 11 February 2011 4:13

you must be the dumbest person ever. how the **** do you hit a parked car?

LilaBear 1

Friday 11 February 2011 14:55

YDI. Big time. Everybody knows younger drivers are worse drivers, and yes, I'm a young driver. Young drivers do not have better reflexes because they cannot anticipate the same way experienced drivers can. Plus, an experienced driver will know exactly what to do in a split-second emergency, because they've probably had to do it before. The younger driver will probably be making a new decision for the first time and take half a second longer to decide, or make the wrong decision.