By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 05:31 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I was cooking something I knew would make a lot of smoke, so I asked my teenage daughter to tape a bag over the smoke detector. She said she did, so I cooked; the alarm went off and firemen came. She hadn't taped over the smoke detector, she'd taped it over the doorbell. FML
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MissMae93 23

Well someone didn't get any visits from Sparky the Fire Safety Dog as a child.

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junkman6 22

Seriously generation bashing doesn't even cover this. How retarded do you have to be to put a bag over the door bell instead of a smoke detector? Hint smoke detector is on the ceiling.

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bigtime_rocker 11

Thats why you invest in heat-deckers rather than smoke-deckers. Pain in the ass...

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lexxiii 17

One of the few FML's I actually laughed out loud. Teenagers are so involved in technology these days it's tough to locate simple, real objects.

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chippa 24

What the ****? Stupid ones, maybe. And I mean -really- stupid.

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doglover100 28

How does she not know the difference?

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adelaz 0

So she never went to smokey the bear as a kid at a fair? ;0 fyl:)

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Evilpirate 10

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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khriss_khriss 7

Maybe its time to show ur kids what the alarms in ur house look like..

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regan_droper 4

at least you know she will never smoke i the house without getting cought

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Rick_E_Fresh 0

wtf did you have a grill inside the house? that's the only time its acceptable for food to smoke

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reyna1293 10

Or you could have taken the battery out

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