By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 582
You deserved it 23 389

Same thing different taste

Top comments

HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.

manoverboard 0

My coach did that last season! We laughed the entire game...

Comments

#20, the writer isn't generalising, it's a simple fact that in this politically correct society you can get away with things against whites that just aren't acceptable when said to anyone of another race. This is mostly the fault of our government, our courts and our media though. So yeah. Also, #15, in the middle of a football game you don't stop to remember someone's name, even if you've known them for years, you just scream a visual identifier of some sort.

it might have helped if you said "yellow kid" instead of "little yellow kid" LOLS, but FYL.

stephanieeDawnx 0

How would that have helped at all?

bahahahaha that's great sucks for you though

fortunecookie_fml 0

yeeeeeeaaaaaaah everyone is annoying. I got a good laugh out of this fml heeeeeehe.

hahaha, oops xD I hope the parents gave you a chance to explain. Please learn the names of all the members of your team though lol, it would make it easier to avoid future slip-ups like this.

It was a kid from the other team, smart one!

yea, I don't know about everyone else here, but all of our little league teams have team colors, where the whole team wears the same thing to all the official games, which is what this FML seems to be describing, so how does yelling "cover the yellow kid" seem to indicate a specific player if they're all wearing the same yellow shirt? YDI if that is the case because that was really stupid on your part, also sounds kinda fake if that's case.

haha i spelled mean wrong sorry that ones my bad

magnerdian1763 0

hahahaaaa i think this is the best one on this sitee! but really, it isnt a big deal, just explain to the family that you were referring to the jersey color! its nbd

Wow, i totally forgot that Yellow = Asian whatever, people are so PC these days. Why would a soccer coach be screaming racist remarks when people all around could hear him? Especially to a little kid! I mean really.