Health and Holidays: Today, I was cleaning up the kitchen after a nice cozy dinner...

By Lisbeth - 08/01/2018 01:30 - Canada - Mascouche

Today, I was cleaning up the kitchen after a nice cozy dinner with my boyfriend at his parents' country house. I picked up the bottle of olive oil we'd used for cooking and spotted two dead mice in it. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Monday 8 January 2018 2:02

The mice needed oiling, they’ve been squeaking for a long time.

loopylaura88 17

Monday 8 January 2018 1:46

how big is that olive oil and how did you not notice before hand???

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 January 2018 8:58

You should just consume his music, but don’t buy any other products with the deadmau5 label! My Skrillex-brand skillet is a piece of junk!

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 8 January 2018 10:18

What the hell do you think olive oil is made of? Olives? Hah!

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 8 January 2018 18:45

Cooking in the dark can be hazardous.

Thundernutz 15

Monday 8 January 2018 19:53

Now his family's secret ingredient or what made the food taste so good, besides both mice added extra flavour lol

Caci Johnson_1334690502 4

Monday 8 January 2018 20:12

That mouse suck!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 9 January 2018 5:15

Um was this a wide mouthed bottle? Or really tiny mouse

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 9 January 2018 5:15

Mice*

trucker2 33

Tuesday 9 January 2018 16:42

Helen Keller is that you ? The whole must be blind

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