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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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By C BOMB - 14/09/2015 23:58 - Australia - Toowong

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By SweeT - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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jizzmode 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:31

You could've been like, "These are for your monthly gift, but I can be your nightly gift"

ezioaudatore 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:14

ydi idiot just say its for your sister

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OmgO_o 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:28

hahah i'd feel pretty stupid if I were you too lmao X)

Desperation 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:29

Maybe he was going to eat them. Tampons are very high in protein and vitamin C.

ilynorrington 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:29

omgosh I think that was me!!!!!!!!!

CAhereIcome 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:33

for real?

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:48

51 ur pic is so fake

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:30

thanks again :D

GodinezXC 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:33

how long did it take u to do those symbols?

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:40

about 5 min. I only did one arm

GodinezXC 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:44

well they look nice on you :D

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:44

thanks xD

GodinezXC 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:48

bye 

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:54

bye bye 

jizzmode 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:31

You could've been like, "These are for your monthly gift, but I can be your nightly gift"

Peacemaker9 7

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:32

lol nice....

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:37

I heard their periods attract bears....they can smell the menstration.

jizzmode 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:40

And sharks.

William_Park 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:41

58- Kudos for Anchorman reference.

Peacemaker9 7

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:43

damn 62 beat me to it!!!

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:48

anchorman is the shit. where do you think I got my name from?

Peacemaker9 7

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:52

like I'm really going to pay attention to ur name...lol....

happypenguins 24

Monday 13 April 2015 7:03

That was smooth as fack

TheAlaskanGirl 9

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:31

smooth ;) nice to know. mangina!!! xD. srry had to say it... god tv ruins my brain :)

linzb752 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:36

smooth Casanova

arocker 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:36

hahahaha I can't stop laughing!

blue_eyes4602 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:36

It could have been way worse op. Grow some balls and actually talk to girls and you won't have this problem.

brittanybby15 2

Saturday 26 June 2010 9:39

that's what you get for being nosey

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