By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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BasketballStar13 0

You have done well young grasshopper, u have made everyone laugh

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my_fml_account 2

"I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone." best part of the whole fml :'D

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studentwoes 2

hahahahahaha, that's pretty funny. I laughed pretty hard. This one should definitely be an illustrated FML!

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RhymePrime 7

Did you kick that song's ass afterward?

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hahayou12345 0

HAHAHA that's bloody funny, really. But the ambulance thing is a little bit weird. How does you jumping into karate stance call for an ambulance? Lame.

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sun_babe 0

MAN you need to purchase some new music. Or pick music's that wont 'scare the living shit out of you'.

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toyota_fml 0

i just sent this to everyone in my office now they all laffing at you hahahaha

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kristina3514 0

#13 has it right except when he says "yeah, for you" he has to say it in a mr. Miagi(from the karate kid) accent. Even better that way!

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divine_fml 0

Hahahaha!!!! Love this one! I can just see the karate pose, and everyone's thinking WTF?

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