Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I...

By Joe - 11/12/2011 01:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 14:33 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Sunday 11 December 2011 9:05

Thats just wrong in so many ways.

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:06

I just BARFED a little in my mouth:( This never happen to me on this website.

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knzrrr 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:31

Lmaooo

racrbryce325 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:33

You should shave that.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:43

You want the OP to shave his dad's pubes? You're weird!

ladyLALAA 28

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:46

Time to get your own place! Nasty!

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:59

What is seen can not be unseen

dornez 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:09

Oedipuss will wreck

kimmykimkiwi 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:11

I feel so sorry for you, i know if i were you i would be scarred for life!

nativepimp 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:13

Fake

wriptidez 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:23

least their married

wittygirl 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:28

French courtesans used to do that during the 18th century. Your not French are you?

Joey44 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 12:14

Braid their own pubic hair, or braid other people's?

cheriloowho 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 12:43

*you're

KadenLove 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:36

He is obviously and secretly Rapunzal.... dear lord.... how disgusting...

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