By Char - 09/09/2012 17:02 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML
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peve3 12

She's nine, so I'd just ignore her. If she's really annoying, say yes and tell her you'll send her a brochure for next year.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Cousin. 9-year-old cousin. Reading comprehension, I swear. Goes right out the window when you're trying to get that first comment, huh?

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gottageek 17

It's a cousin, as family it's acceptable to back hand them. Teach them to keep their remarks to themselves til they're old enough to have an opinion.

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walmartpaysme 15

"old enough to have an opinion" What is wrong with you? Children should be allowed to have an opinion from any age. This is not about opinions. This is about a rude comment. That is not the same thing.

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bizarre_ftw 21

I actually was never fond of the idea of saying "I'm just big boned" supposing that were true then if you ever really wanted to go all out and try to get a slim, toned body you'd be ****** I'm not saying you have to, bigger girls can still be unbelievably gorgeous, but if you ever wanted to you couldn't, and that's far more depressing to me than having a little more on you

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ninjadinos 14

She probably just has 9-year old syndrome. A disorder all kids get that turn them into evil brats. Some kids just don't grow out of it...

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Samandra 4

Or SHOULD'VE*. It sounds more like what you meant.

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greenie213 23

"No, these are for you! We're putting you up for adoption! Isn't that exciting?"

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xNephilim 18

My friend really is big-boned. He's also pretty overweight, but even with all that extra weight, you can still see his rib cage. If he was to get down to a weight that would be normal for someone his height, he'd look bony and disgusting, as all his bones would just stick out.

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walmartpaysme 15

Ok so we should lie and say "I'm not big boned. I'm just fat." Yeah that sounds muuuuuuuuch better.

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HelloGuys 4

Ok big boned is a term fat people use as an excuse, but i understand if your just bigger and "big boned" but i hate seeing a 509 pound person saying "im just big boned"

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