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A girl shouldnt be spitting loogies...
Honestly, NOBODY should be spitting loogies. It's f*cking disgusting, and incredibly unattractive.
11- Oh but boys should? Grow up and research feminism (not man-haters or sexism.) 21 - I agree with you! 25 - then spit silently into a tissue in a bathroom. You don't have to spit it out for everyone else to see. It's inconsiderate. Please don't.
I personally don't like it when people spit loogies because I find it disgusting, but sometime people just feel the need. But the whole "a girl shouldn't do it" was unnecessary. It's not more attractive when a man does it and women don't always have to be clean. We're people who do gross things, too, man.
What does hock a logie mean!?
16 - Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that i do want you as a fan! I just dont want you to do some crazy shit, i seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid. They found a tape in the car but didnt say who it was to, but come to think of it, his name was.. It was you.. Dayum...
37, great song!(:
Eminem
It means search the Internet on your computer devise and find out on your own, because asking on here is lame! Not that it matters much! Some comments on here are lame too. Lol
16 - Not all of us are American, here in England we wouldn't have a clue what 'hock a loogie' means, don't get so menstrual about it.
Quite right, sir.
I ask the same thing
That's quite the shot you have there.
That's quite disgusting.
I know that, sometimes, you have to do it. But use the restroom or something! Not very lady-like at all! YDI
When i spit i make sure im alone or i tilt the top half of my body at 45 degree angle and fire away
Rose: Teach me to ride like a man. Jack: And chew tobacco like a man. Rose: And spit like a man! Jack: What, they didn't teach you that in finishing school? ~Titanic
That part is funny!
This happened to me once, except it also went all over my chin and my newborn baby's head...
Maybe she was unable to put the baby down at the time, calm down.
maybe it's just me being British, but I don't understand a word of the first sentence of this fml
inconspicuously= trying to do something without being noticed. hock= to spit. loogie= the disgusting mixture of mucus and spit that went down her bra .
27 I'm British and understood it
Me neither, I'm British too
Sexy.
Yeah...I think this should remain Victoria's secret.
Did you lick it back up!!!!!
It's funny how people trip for the smallest shit!!!
Someone raped the exclamation point key.
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You're a classy woman, aren't ya?
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