Miscellaneous: Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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You deserved it 3 580

Little shit

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 20:01 - Malaysia

Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 year-old. FML

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You deserved it 168

Drama alert

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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You deserved it 82

By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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You deserved it 403

By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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Demons

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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You deserved it 6 349

By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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I blame the parents

By Anonymous - 15/09/2025 22:00

Today, my tired son and I were riding a shuttle bus. An old lady got on, and I told him we needed to get up so she could have the seat. He started crying and screamed, "WHY? She's old, she's gonna die soon!" I wanted to melt into the ground. FML

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You deserved it 168

By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 137

By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Saturday 6 June 2015 8:56

Well hello Satan.

limitles 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 9:02

YOU raised him. He's six, he doesn't know better, he only knows what you have taught him.

Comments

thisismyhead 25

Saturday 6 June 2015 15:33

Is it bad that I laughed?

roverman89 3

Saturday 6 June 2015 15:51

You suck as a parent. What an awful thing to say to his grandmother. Looks like your kid is going to hell too. Little brat

SadSouthernBell 18

Saturday 6 June 2015 15:57

Who set your panties on fire this morning? That was about the most assholish thing I could imagine somebody saying about this post.

SookyLala 13

Saturday 6 June 2015 17:14

Wow lol. calm down

SookyLala 13

Saturday 6 June 2015 17:11

oh shit, that kid is savage as ****. poor granny, but what happened to the kid that hes so bitter? xD

bleedingglitter 24

Saturday 6 June 2015 17:39

The only person who will remember is you. Try not to dwell on it too much.

saladass 4

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:22

lucious is thst you

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:47

For that statement I hope her afterlife is swell

theknightoftime 10

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:54

Awwww! It's like me as a child!! So cute ❤️

littleking94 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 19:54

ydi. who taught him this

Jethco 15

Saturday 6 June 2015 19:57

He learned it somewhere. Way to go. Lol

alex4789 8

Saturday 6 June 2015 20:23

well f*** your moms life...little kids know things...

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Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

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Today, the director of the library was introducing me to the new HR person. She told the HR person that I'd been working here for 5 years. Actually, I've been working here for 19 years, and had been working here for 3 years before she got hired. FML

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

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