Love: Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if...

By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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Friday 13 April 2012 12:39

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uzworm 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:50

Kinky.

JackIsHere 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:47

ISo would

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craziechiefsfan 0

Friday 13 April 2012 23:39

At least you would be inside her

trollierthanthou 1

Friday 13 April 2012 23:39

made me think of the song Grenade By Bruno Mars? Just me?

thecovert 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:02

With salt!

FalconWhitaker 20

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:17

... what would happen if you weren't a potato, though? Say if you were a carrot? Carrot soup?

williamcarter93 13

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:19

Where the ******** did this conversation start from?

momo1972 3

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:44

Careful, I see a problem forming right there. Eating anything fried in sight

Cablo_Gubla 2

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:03

That's a hilarious retort, get a sense of humor, dude. Damn.

kenzie20 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:11

Ah, young love

pieceoschmidt 8

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:05

Now that's love!

canucks92 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:49

I'm sorry what kind of conversations do you guys have?

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