Animals: Today, I started my new internship at a vet clinic. By the end... - FML

By VetStudent - 04/09/2013 07:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I started my new internship at a vet clinic. By the end of the day I had: been peed on, scratched, forced to stuff a dead dog into a plastic bag, thrown up and almost passed out. I need to rethink my future career. FML

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VetStudent 1

Wednesday 4 September 2013 23:31

Ha! I can't believe this actually got posted!! I had just gotten home from my internship and wanted to vent anonymously. How funny. It is overwhelming, but I'm going to stick it out. I've learned my lesson: do not go in sick or with a full stomach.

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WompWompWomp123 7

Wednesday 4 September 2013 16:03

Well what did you expect to happen when working with animals?

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Wednesday 4 September 2013 16:04

Wait till you have to jerk off a dog

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doglady 16

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:07

Well, you could switch to med school and be vomited on, coughed on, sworn at and otherwise be verbally abused, drain giant pus-filled abscesses, and put your finger up many, many human butts. ;) :-P

phile 15

Tuesday 22 February 2022 17:59

By any chance was this the Dumb Friends League as I was just thinking about interning there

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