Miscellaneous: Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing...

By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

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By Sarah - 17/12/2012 12:25 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML

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By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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By couch_potato - 28/03/2013 07:53

Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML

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MaddieMonster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:09

black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

always_his 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:13

Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

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thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:32

So who stole the cookies?

zee209 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:46

Oh jeez, seriously? A camera?! How old are you? YDI for being childish.

plexico 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:00

You need to rent "Bad Santa" with Billy Bob Thornton.

Thoureau 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:09

If you did find the perp, would you have yelled "Who told you you could eat my cookies?" followed by "Put that cookie down... NOW!"?

noshitsherlock 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:07

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU. Yeah, who eats someone's chocolate from their room (esp. around Christmas, that's dick!) while they're sleeping?!

zilkon 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:33

ummm.... send it to me?

GatorBites 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:25

Sell it on the Internet and spend the money on cookies.

noonecaresurfat 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 2:37

what are you the ******* cookie monster you were that worried about it. ydi x1000

iknowyou 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:16

maybe they were weed cookies? otherwise YDI for being paranoid

DangerousBabee 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 4:18

LMAO xD I Laughed so hard..not exactly at the FML itself,but the "i wanted to see who was stealing my cookies" part ROFL xD

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