School: Today, I scored the winning goal for a tournament. Too bad it...

By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 20:45 - Nigeria

Today, I scored the winning goal for a tournament. Too bad it was for the opposition team. If only looks could kill. FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 6 October 2017 0:20

Is your name Michelle Tanner?

Kurliez408 32

Friday 6 October 2017 1:00

To be fair, it was your fault for not paying attention. But hey, you scored a goal! Your teammates shouldn't have been so harsh on you op.

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azouwa 26

Monday 2 October 2017 21:47

lol. ouch. sorry. your life does suck.

arioch_fml 20

Thursday 5 October 2017 22:30

It's a good thing looks can't kill, or you'd be dead.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 6 October 2017 0:20

Is your name Michelle Tanner?

Kurliez408 32

Friday 6 October 2017 1:00

To be fair, it was your fault for not paying attention. But hey, you scored a goal! Your teammates shouldn't have been so harsh on you op.

mattyiscool123 26

Friday 6 October 2017 3:13

Wanna tell us how it happened?

Little Richard 11

Friday 6 October 2017 6:16

So you're the best player on the other team?

gobiteme2 34

Friday 6 October 2017 9:32

Great use of miss direction, no one saw this one coming.

Stiggy626 25

Friday 6 October 2017 11:26

my buddy did that... Got a rebound in basketball and put it back up, in the other teams goal haha he was super excited but we were like nice shot man but wrong goal hahaha

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