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By ohno - 19/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Decatur

Today, my partner scolded my son and reminded him to, "use his big boy words" after he compared his finger painting to a nebula. I married a doofus. FML

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PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 19 February 2017 22:27

Wait, so your son did a finger painting, compared it to a nebula, and your partner scolded him for not using "big boy words?" So...not only does your partner not know that nebula is a word, apparantly, he also somehow assumed that it was baby talk and scolded your son for it? What kind of mental midgit thinks "nebula...i don't know that word...must be a made-up baby word...bad kid!"

Yastafari 16

Sunday 19 February 2017 22:52

"Today, my dad scolded me for using the word "nebula" to describe my finger painting saying I should use my "big boy words". FML"

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Max Gray 2

Wednesday 22 February 2017 1:03

So start going for partners who have high IQ's, instead of focusing on them being physically attractive but empty in their brain, and then you wont wind up poor, with embarrassing and unfortunate situations like this, with dumb children on top of it. IQ is genetic, just like height or muscles are

eternal_screams 14

Thursday 23 February 2017 1:20

But do you love that doofus?

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