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By Oneminutemonkey - 12/12/2018 13:30

Today, I reported to my part-time job for a shift in what we call the dungeon because it’s cold and drafty. Meanwhile, just down the hallway, the full-timers had a party with food, music, and prizes. Someone even won a bicycle. We got to listen to the merriment. FML

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MA_medQ 7

Wednesday 12 December 2018 13:55

I get that you’d rather have been at the party than at your desk but it’s not exactly an FML-story, is it? That’s how things work when you can’t give all employees time off at the same time.

Alup132 22

Wednesday 12 December 2018 20:04

Full time people usually get more benefits than part time...

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MA_medQ 7

Wednesday 12 December 2018 13:55

I get that you’d rather have been at the party than at your desk but it’s not exactly an FML-story, is it? That’s how things work when you can’t give all employees time off at the same time.

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 13 December 2018 4:01

But it’s not right to have the part timers work and have to listen to the fun they aren’t allowed partake in at the same time. The party should have been after hours or in a different place.

onceuponatime456 16

Wednesday 12 December 2018 16:03

Find another job because the company you work for is garbage!

Alup132 22

Wednesday 12 December 2018 20:04

Full time people usually get more benefits than part time...

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