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By JellitonOctopus - 25/01/2012 04:51 - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

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What was in the box?

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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Knock yourself out

By Anonymous - 09/08/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By CabbageFart92 - 04/09/2017 01:30

Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML

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Oh shit

By TGIF - 09/11/2025 00:00

Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML

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Thanks UPSDHLFML

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 04:59

Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 14:58 - United States - Chicopee

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ZeldaovaPeach - 05/07/2016 12:44 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

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Porch piracy

By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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What is happening right now?

By Kevin can't wait - 21/09/2024 12:00 - France - Brest

Today, I got a notification from a delivery carrier that my package had been delivered. I opened the door to find a perfectly wrapped box with no address, no label, and a note inside saying, "You’ll know when it’s time." I still don’t know what it means. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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Rickilynn1 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:01

You have a secret admirer!

azad_fml 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:03

This is a "wtf" situation

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Tvolsfan325 13

Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:52

whats weird about that?

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:04

You said it was from an unknown address that means there was a return address on it. Which means you can take the package to the police. Since this is a threat (like a fish on the doorstep), they will go over there and you can press charges. Good luck!!!

Squeaky_Tomato 14

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:10

If there wasn't an address on the package the police can still track it to the post office it was sent from (time and date) and if they used a credit card or check to pay for it then they will still be caught. If they used cash then hopefully they can use the servalence cameras to find the culprit.

alikat1231 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:25

OoO new story idea

lyskiss 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 18:29

A is watching...

FooFooChicken 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:04

Not an fml really. More like a wtf moment....they let anything get on here nowadays.

beef_weezle 13

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:17

Did the package come from Courtney Love?

SlaveToRetail 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:21

... What the ****?

neander 8

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:30

How freaking cool is that?

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:05

Barbie has really let herself go lately!

unicornunit 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 20:32

you're screwed.

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