Love: Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem...

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 068

By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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You deserved it 4 866

By iamamermaid - 20/01/2015 06:14 - United States - Hemet

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 043

You deserved it 4 794

By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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You deserved it 5 464

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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You deserved it 27 539

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 010

You deserved it 5 290

By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 281

You deserved it 48 013

By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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You deserved it 6 083

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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You deserved it 55 977

By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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You deserved it 13 821

Rddvl 11

Friday 7 September 2012 1:14

Wax his eyebrows off while he's sleeping!

LiesAndMischief 4

Friday 7 September 2012 1:59

20 - You know what? No, **** that. A girl doesn't have to shave, wax, whatever if she doesn't ******* want to. I don't care who you are, as long as you keep yourself clean, you should never be made to feel bad for having a little facial hair, leg hair, hair wherever. If you find yourself not attracted to such a person, then fine, but don't you DARE try to force your opinion onto someone else like that. That is such an inexcusable invasion of personal space, seriously.

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B3Y0ND 3

Friday 7 September 2012 7:49

Wax, "we're over" in your moustache and walk away like a proud woman, damnit!

Prettygirlnswag 5

Friday 7 September 2012 7:55

I vote wax his eyebrows or bum hair lmao

habibiiiiiii 2

Friday 7 September 2012 9:08

Tell him he better sleep with one eye open!

jollyton 10

Friday 7 September 2012 10:11

LMFAO!!!!! Your Boyfriend is a dumbasss!!!

Dilwann 27

Friday 7 September 2012 10:45

We don't know if it's THAT hairy, bf might/may just be overreacting - which would explain why OP didn't get rid of the hair herself. EDIT: in reply to 118

DMarie2014 5

Friday 7 September 2012 13:17

You didn't even wake up to the hot wax? You must be a heavy sleeper

Zeus1 0

Friday 7 September 2012 14:56

date more intelligent people first off, and second Hitler mustaches are hot on girls so keep it up.

HumanWiki 8

Friday 7 September 2012 15:40

Wow. Who let the feminists out?

ellytoad 13

Friday 7 September 2012 16:43

Wow, what a dick move. Is anyone else disappointed to note that if the genders were reversed, everyone would be cheering the girl on for being awesome and a total keeper? It's an overwhelming trend.