Work: Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

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Today, I was so busy all the time that I actually got a thrill out of sitting down and taking the weight off my feet. On the toilet. FML

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Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 09:05 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

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Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By poomaster - 22/11/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 16 September 2009 10:01

Shitty job, eh?

3rere 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 10:02

your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?

Comments

VD007 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:17

LOL me do it tooo i ar funi

19fml18 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 5:42

Eat fiber one

WestG2008 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 21:29

Who doesn't?

nomo_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 2:03

Nothing wrong with getting paid to take a dump!

Pepin_the_Short 0

Friday 18 September 2009 4:36

Wes?

purple91 8

Friday 18 September 2009 14:37

You're a sufferer of constipation, are you?

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:25

Trying to take a dump? See a doctor.

terrahdez 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 23:51

Dude! I'm in the same boat!

Bilbotitface 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 23:50

thats an awesome job...u get paid to take a shit XD

boomboompow1985 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:05

hahah. I do that tooo. I thought inwas the only one. hahaha.

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