fmyarse - 22/07/2012 22:45 - United Kingdom - Blairgowrie

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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iipinkette 16

Why on earth didn't you use floss?

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Bluemonster3 26

Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o

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corruptedlol 2

Still no signs of intelligent life.. My mission is nearly at an end. I pray that I will see positive results before my departure.

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howrudoin 11

Oooh that sounds so painful just thinking about it...still ydi for the stupidity. Try something called waterpik. for those who don't know google it, Such an amazing product for flossing it replaces floss period. You save money in the long run with the amount of floss you buy in a life time. Apologize for sounding like i'm advertising but it really is the best floss in the world.

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jmacfan1 16

Water picks are amazing. I got one when I had braces. It works wonders.

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howrudoin 11

Tell me about it, at the beginning it hurt your gums a bit but after a while you get use to it and it just cleans out all the junk stuck in your grooves between your teeth and some.

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DQLouise 10

Umm ow! You should have probably thought that one through a little bit before doing it

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Keep_It_Hot99 8

Ouch, the only thing I'm thinking right now is, why? How in the hell would you think that it's even a slightly good idea to put a sharp object anywhere near your face? I'm just really and legitimately confused right now!

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Zangetsu67 5

Dumbass... Everyone knows you use a Bowie knife

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Brandon2916 9

I head that table saws make good finger nail trimmers

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Your_Nightmares 10

Yes, let's pick a knife PURPOSELY sharper than a regular knife to get a popcorn kernel out of our teeth. GENIUS!

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jayrose621 1

I need to buy an international dictionary, 'cause I'm a bit arrogantly ignorant and shit.

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