Miscellaneous: Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2025 09:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I tried to compliment a coworker on her new haircut, saying, “Wow, it makes you look so much younger!” She raised an eyebrow and replied, “You mean I looked old before?” My brain short-circuited and I followed up with, “No, no, you just… looked older.” Everyone within earshot laughed while I wanted to crawl under the desk. FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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lotr4 18

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:16

Foot in mouth syndrome. We all get it sometimes

jcurry25 6

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:26

The scary part is that you actually think you can't help your rudeness

Comments

SgtAssCheeks 21

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:26

Wouldnt that be the kind of shit you spew out to a very good friend? Friendship milestone!

ItsMeDiegoG 8

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:27

His comeback should've been: "wow, I bet you really regret eating so much."

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:27

I guess we all have those dumb moments sometimes.

thief1434 23

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:32

Was it really that bad?

stevothedevo 25

Tuesday 4 March 2014 15:26

My guess would be yes

JMichael 25

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:35

Tell him you've got imanasshole syndrome. I'm sure he'll understand.

FlyingPie 17

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:41

That was a hair over the line. You might want to cut that out.

jaylacheatham 7

Saturday 1 March 2014 17:57

Idk y but ur comment made me laugh so hard hahaha

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:46

I bet you regret opening your mouth huh OP

PurelyCanadian 18

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:51

Verbal skills are a wonderful thing. Mine usually go out the window when I'm nervous or excited.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:57

I surely hope that wasn't actually who you thought it was No question YDI always think before speaking all though all of us do that on accident And to end this well that's a hairy *gets shot*