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By synyster505 - 19/12/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML

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Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML

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By Hurrikhan - 23/03/2013 11:43 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

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By t-dawg - 09/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny if I put a 'Free if Hot-Wired' sign on my friend's car. I guess it worked. FML

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FMASS 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:31

so what ? u gave it for free ur neighbor took it and sell it

gooBUZZ 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:33

OP, don't complain. You said free, what else do you expect? Once someone takes it, they're allowed to do whatever they want with it.

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Ryonix 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:04

ydi it must be worth something ya dumbass. obviously if he's having a sale he'd take free stuff and sell it

TheCheyenneMorga 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:15

You're neighbor is awesome. I like the way he thinks.

Tarak_fml 7

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:20

he outsmarted u. big deal. not an FML

DakotaCat 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:46

I suggest you axe him up and put him in a woodchipper, a la Fargo.

Dewaune 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 17:51

wow lol

fjretsel 1

Sunday 19 December 2010 19:33

put the sign on yourself. it might take longer for you to get picked then the table.

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Sunday 19 December 2010 21:12

Dizamn! Burn his house down too, while you're at it.

TheZarola 10

Sunday 19 December 2010 21:27

I ROFL'd at this one. Favorited. YDI. It was theirs to take, and if you prefer getting some money too, you shouldn't have made it free. You sound butthurt.