Intimacy: Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's...

By turdburger - 02/09/2009 05:56 - Australia

Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML

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By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By anonymous - 17/04/2012 01:59 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

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By FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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By Travis - 10/09/2021 22:59

Today, my wife told me that I take her breath away. However, she was talking about my large stomach hitting her while we have sex and knocking the wind out of her with every thrust. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 05:18 - United States - Seattle

Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 12:40

Try ******* her in the ass then.

Glam_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 14:19

Sometimes taking a huge shit IS better than sex.

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dansco 24

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:29

Anal is the future ;)

miro793 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 18:47

lol that's funny,means u a wimp

disgraceUK 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 14:49

I bet she was fapping

swinglifeaway123 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 18:31

Fail on ur part

xxTanKxx2009 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:16

wow dude that sucks for you but I like how majority of these comments are talking about anal LMBO FYL

98junebug 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 17:14

thats pretty shittty ;)

herrokitteh 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 21:06

Try anal stupid xD she obviously likes it up the ass.

sabrizzy24 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 20:14

Girls don't poop!

Chelleybug123 5

Tuesday 3 May 2016 17:06

lol. sorry but its part of nature when you got to go you got to go.

lanken84 1

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:29

Everyone knows girls don't poop!

ice2eskimos 3

Monday 27 October 2014 11:09

That's because your 'making love'!

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