Today, I’m cat sitting for a friend this week and not even a...

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By WhyCatwhy? - 10/12/2018 18:57

Today, I’m cat sitting for a friend this week and not even a half hour in and one of the cats decides to hairball on the small decorative carpet surrounded by wood flooring.. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 14 December 2018 1:14

Cat does natural cat thing. Not an FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 14 December 2018 1:14

Cat does natural cat thing. Not an FML.

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