By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

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Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Bman54 19

I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.

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mikeybear11409 5

Think of this deadpool got ****** up the ass by his girl with a strap on

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Then again, he pussied out due to the pain and said never again, if I'm remembering right.

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spudking 19

He didn't look like he was overly enjoying things, although he did have a whole mess of tumours growing on his prostate that probably wouldn't have enhanced the experience.

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1known_fml 8

I suppose you've already done anal on her, so if she could take it, so will you. Man up! And if you haven't, well now you've got a good reason to try.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

No no no no no. He does not have a good reason to perform anal on her if she doesn't want to. Just as she shouldn't perform it on him if he doesn't want to.

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1known_fml 8

True. But the story shows that if one can do it, there is no reason the other can't. Apart from not willing. But then why doing such a bet?

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LexB100 3

Maybe that was the terms of the bet. loser gets it in the ass

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Dexter83_fml 17

Just think of England mate, but yes op that really sucks. Um best of luck.

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xnemesis1981 15

Your g-spot is up there with the prostrate. Lube up and enjoy - you're gonna love it - if she starts gentle and you relax that is. And consent is important too.

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Fairyjoshy 13

Ehhh nonono. If you don't want to do it don't ******* do it. "If you don't let your girlfriend do this sexual act to you, you're a sore loser because you lost the bet" is a form of coercive rape, no matter how innocent or childish the reasons are. You *could* take it as an opportunity to experiment, maybe pick a ***** that won't hurt as much. Research how to do it, use plenty of lube. And make sure that your girlfriend understands that when you want to stop, she has to stop. But if you really dread it, don't do it, and make sure your girlfriend understands why. Men can and do feel violated from these things and it's your body, your right.

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Lyurskanen 8

Comparing this to rape is like calling a nudge on the subway assault, or abortion or medically assisted suicide murder. It insults and trivializes actual victims of rape.

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PhoenixChick 26

When it comes to your body, you're allowed to say no.

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half_past_hell 4

You don't have to do it if you don't want to. Making you perform a sexual act against your will is a form of coercive rape. That said, don't expect her to do anything she doesn't want to do either. Also, have you seriously considered it? A lot of guys (even straight guys) enjoy anal penetration. If you use lots of lube, preparation, and don't try to take anything too big right away, it can be really enjoyable. It might be worth a chance, so don't turn away from it just because you're convinced it's unmanly or always painful or something.

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protoskore 27

Thank goodness Poppers are still legal in the UK. get a bottle and inhale deeply just before you begin. repeat as necessary during the process.

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mattrd_fml 31

poppers... er, I mean "room deodorizers" are legal in the U.S. too.

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