Love, Money, Health and Transportation: Today, I lost my Job, got in a car accident, and got dumped by...

By Fayetale - 27/08/2018 18:30 - Germany

Today, I lost my Job, got in a car accident, and got dumped by my now ex-boyfriend because he is madly in love with my stepsister. I hope this day doesn't get worse. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 August 2018 3:14

Does your step sister reciprocate? Or is she going to help you get revenge?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 19:10

Yup that's definitely a shitty day 😒

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 August 2018 3:14

Does your step sister reciprocate? Or is she going to help you get revenge?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 19:10

Yup that's definitely a shitty day 😒

BigSloppyMeowMix 9

Monday 27 August 2018 19:12

The musical.ly ads are super cringey.

Notamusedanymore 17

Monday 27 August 2018 20:14

Murphy’s law can be a bitch.

EggyDogger 13

Monday 27 August 2018 21:00

It really do be like that sometimes

GIJoefan 6

Monday 27 August 2018 21:27

Well they say that good or bad things happen in threes. And since that was three bad things, there shouldn’t be anymore.

acmariner99 25

Monday 27 August 2018 23:53

Things could always be worse

Peter Hachmeister 3

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:55

I don't think it can get worse

auroravixen 12

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:57

i doubt it they say bad luck sometimes comes in three

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