Intimacy: Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. I asked her if...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2016 09:23 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. I asked her if she wanted something to drink, and my brother reacted by snorting and calling me a "cuck". Apparently offering your girlfriend a drink means you're being cuckolded now. God, I hope he was adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML

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Justy101 23

Monday 15 February 2016 0:35

Having respect for your girl, hell, having respect for any person is hot. Your brother is an idiot and won't get very far with a good woman if he thinks basic manners makes you "cuckolded", whatever that means... I'm guessing the equivalent of whipped.

nzhx 23

Monday 15 February 2016 0:29

...how old is your brother?

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Mahcookiez 15

Monday 15 February 2016 0:46

Plot twist, he was

scwarren 7

Monday 15 February 2016 0:47

ahhh, so he is whipped.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 15 February 2016 0:49

Maybe he said ****, as in that's what she wants to drink...

fohfuucba 21

Monday 15 February 2016 0:51

Get him off /r9k/ before it's too late

Axel5238 29

Monday 15 February 2016 0:58

If he doesn't learn when/if he gets dumped he'll complain he's a nice guy and then call her a femnazi. I imagine he also uses the term "butthurt" as well. If he does at least he's sending up enough red flags to warn women.

Zebediabolical 40

Monday 15 February 2016 1:57

Did your brother go to the Return of Kings meetings last weekend? Sounds about his speed.

rinzlerkitty94 31

Monday 15 February 2016 4:29

Adoption jokes aren't funny, asshole.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 15 February 2016 4:39

Don't mind it OP..

DespicableDez 7

Monday 15 February 2016 5:36

This absolutely makes no sense. Buy your brother a dictionary, teach him to read, and then make his dumbass look up the words before using them.

zboot 8

Monday 15 February 2016 6:42

Sounds like neither you nor your brother know the definition of cuckold. Seems like your brother meant to say "whipped".

tarlax 11

Monday 15 February 2016 6:52

Lol what? What makes you think the OP doesn't know the meaning of cuckold? Everything in the FML suggests that he does, unless you're blind to blatant sarcasm.