By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 07:12 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place. I was sure I was finally going to score, until my useless cat attacked her as we walked upstairs. She fell down the stairs and dislocated her ankle. Just my luck. FML
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christian1509 21

Dude **** her life, stop complaining just cause you didn't get some action, she's the one that actually got hurt

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serslybro 20

Look on the bright side maybe you're cat knew something about her you don't. Your cat might have just saved you ;)

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DEADPOOL076 30

Cats can sense things about people. You probably dodged a bullet there, with some feline help.

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Mooglefox 23

Is it a black cat?

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ftloosenfanzfree 7

You are a horrible person for concentrating on *your* luck when she is actually injured. I hope you never get laid.

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silverkaast 9

just YOUR luck? another actual human being dislocated their ankle. I hope you never get laid, selfish asshole.

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bnbhimp 10

That's what you get for being a dude with a cat. Get a dog douche.

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samwilliams800 28

So sorry that her injury left you blue balled. Jerk.

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spencer3000 9

"The herpes sensing cat" now available at Walmart

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