Today, I had to give my girlfriend a talk on why it's not ok... - FML

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By Oof_ - 27/11/2017 15:58 - Canada - Westerose

Today, I had to give my girlfriend a talk on why it's not ok to sleep with other guys while in a relationship. She still doesn't see why I'm upset. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Wednesday 29 November 2017 16:22

Yeah, time to dump her. She either has some major moral altering disorders, or is fully aware it is wrong and just doesn't give a ****. Dump her by saying that it's illegal to date children, and she obviously is one of she didn't know that her behavior was wrong. Then get tested for STDs as soon as possible to make sure she didn't give you a nasty "gift."

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PhantomCrevan 8

Wednesday 29 November 2017 16:22

Yeah, time to dump her. She either has some major moral altering disorders, or is fully aware it is wrong and just doesn't give a ****. Dump her by saying that it's illegal to date children, and she obviously is one of she didn't know that her behavior was wrong. Then get tested for STDs as soon as possible to make sure she didn't give you a nasty "gift."

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