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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML

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By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML

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Monday 13 June 2011 18:56

maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...

futtbuck101 1

Monday 13 June 2011 18:54

At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs

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YoLauryn 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:46

Ha, how dumb, you use them for nose bleeds. Duh. Lol

Cjmw 7

Monday 13 June 2011 21:48

It could've been worse...could've been the other way around.

GIGLEYPUFF1 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:56

hahahahaha :)

smallory42 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:57

ahh, lovely...

SapphireSympathy 7

Monday 13 June 2011 22:00

I was going to say "haha, they're for nose bleeds! She's the Man" but then... it's very unoriginal of me. lol

steelersfan3250 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:06

L M F A O THATS F KIN HILARIOUSS

MilkShakez 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:06

I suprised that he figured out how to use the applicator

Sgrocks 5

Monday 13 June 2011 22:08

how's dat an fml?

psycho456 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:09

just say they aren't it's not that hard

ShushBaby 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:19

haha well.....

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