By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Xathanos 16

Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..

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juliushater 12

He`s simply reminding you why he is with you, for your ****** !!!!

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K_kanaka 26

Start screaming and crying rape in public when he touches you again. That will make him think twice

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Cinn_fml 22

He might've done it a second time because he thought it was funny and then intended to not do it after once you'd told him it was inappropriate. The real question is why he thought it was appropriate in the first place and whether or not he's done it again... If he genuinely doesn't seem to get it now you've told him, I don't think he's ever gonna get it.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Calm down. He's a vag grabber not a serial axe murderer. No need to overanalyze. Some guys are just immature & like touching things they know they shouldn't in public. It's probably that simple. Lol

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Cinn_fml 22

I am calm, I am calmly over-analysing anything I feel the need to do so. And ok, I'll give you that, he might just like to go for stuff he knows he's not supposed to. But surely if the OP's outlined why not to - probably because she feels uncomfortable with it - he shouldn't carry on doing it. Obviously once could just be a bit of a joke.

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dmw25 0

Just stop, your making this website boring.

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jizzwold 21

I think they are insulting you for being too smart.

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Cinn_fml 22

Dmw25 - *you're. And really? An insignificant amount of comments compared to the size of this website makes it boring? Wow... Jizzwold - Yeah, apparently this being the internet means that it's socially unacceptable to use one's brain. But I don't think I'm the only one who likes to buck that trend. :)

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Flamedude101 4

ok how about this you tell hom to stop otherwise youll sue him for sexual harrassment in public that oughta shut him up or dump him which i think would be better for the both of you

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monagro 22

He probably did it again because he resented you telling him off.

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wellinever 5

Ask him if it would make things easier for him if you wore a short skirt and no pants in public. If he still doesn't catch on get rid.

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Tell him you have a serious case of crabs.

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mk58 31

No, I think OP should say she has blue waffle just for the imagery.

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Jimboom 11

The only cure for that kind of stupidity/insensitivity is a blunt object to the back of the head and a shovel... either that or castration so that his DNA doesn't spread

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xcarxcrashx 9

Listen no one liked it when you posted this in a reply. Posting it on it's only doesn't suddenly make it funny.

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manda_rawrz 4

ha, my boyfriend does that to me all the time.(:

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fleg 9

Mine too, and he also doesn't seem to understand why it's inappropriate. His excuse is always "but no one's looking!" It's annoying, but honestly I don't see it as grounds for breaking up like everyone says.

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Cinn_fml 22

I think it's more the attitude could imply that the boyfriend only wants her for her body/sex. Whereas in his mind he could just be being playful or something.

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Yodaevil 4

It's a playful thing, sexually playful. And he's not embarrassed to show anyone and everyone that "this is my girl, I love her!" and "no one else catches my eye, and my desire like this person" fell lucky ladies, alot of men don't want women to know they are committed... :)

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zombiekitten87 12

88- nothing about that spells out 'love' or 'commitment.' what it actually says, especially since it's been more than once and after he was asked not to, is that he's a disrespectful pig.

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SteelCladAngel 0

A simple arm around the waist or hand in butt pocket would be fine, or even a kiss can show 'she's my girlfriend! I'm not afraid to show that I'm with her' I'd slap my husband if he was ever enough of a pig to grab at my ****** in public, and I have slapped former boyfriends when they did this. It's disrespectful, plain and simple....

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jizzwold 21

I don't really see it as disrespectful I just think it's embarrassing that's really the only reason I wouldn't do that

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xcarxcrashx 9

88 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! What a lame excuse! There are about a million more ways to prove your love then GRABBING HER VAJ IN PUBLIC! I can't believe that you see it as a kind of affection. At home is one thing but in public no way.

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Noelle282 8

Haha mine too but he tries to hide it

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krez 20

Sounds like a real winner! I suggest you two reproduce as much as possible.

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