Work: Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML

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Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML

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By Clueless - 21/04/2011 23:49 - United States

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By Mito - 10/09/2017 23:15

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By nametag - 09/06/2009 02:07 - Canada

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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pete275 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:57

if your jobs requires you to wear a name tag, you're not important enough for your name to be remembered.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:56

I think he likes you.

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faizan225 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:18

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faizan225 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:47

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soccerballs 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 7:48

Hahaha. Man that really sucks. You Must not be an eye catcher type Of girl. Im sorry

loopdeloop 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:02

How is your life f***ed?

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:11

LOL You suck! Your that creep who sits by himself on his lunch break, that everyone think's will kill them when you finally crack.

hordel 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:12

It's a good thing when the boss doesn't know your name.

rachelbrianna25 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:31

maybe he likes you, and just got really nervous... when it came to you.

Essentials 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:36

Be confident or be forgotten.

Asdas_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:45

Some people have difficulties at remembering names, including me. But maybe you should open your mouth little more often, there's nothing to remember if you just sit there and don't say anything.