By laviestpasimal - 07/03/2012 00:14 - France

Today, I had six long hours with the same math teacher. To get home, I travel by bus. Guess who sat down next to me for the whole trip. FML
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MwahFMLS 6

Did you Learn anything?

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zingline89 18

Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?

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unitedfan11 0

It was probably an awkward situation for your teacher too.

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FMLouis 6

Hehe. Stupid me ^ it's more like 30 minutes

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Jakesterk96 8

Less than 20 minutes.

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b0ngs 7

6 hours of math... Holy shite. I would probably go insane after the first hour, then start having hallucinations of BEDMAS coming to eat me. Let's hope your teacher is'nt a bother.

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stevenJB 25

26min....right, RIGHT?!?!

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nabila21 0

I have to be with 5 teachers and 130 kids I don't know and that will probably make fun of me for being weird for three days .

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ktchem 0

six hours of what? lessons? sex? being held captive?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Oh my god.. I hate meeting my teatchers outside of school... So awkward!

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HannahWho 8

Why is it awkward?

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