Love: Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend....

By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML

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Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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Wednesday 6 November 2013 7:46

BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

thrifting 18

Wednesday 6 November 2013 7:47

Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.

Comments

ReggieReefer 12

Wednesday 6 November 2013 14:29

Time to man up and and break the girls heart. Don't drag it on any longer she will just get more psycho!

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 6 November 2013 14:33

You have the big sunglasses. She has the extremely small purse where she keeps your balls, that is if you have any at all. In this case, size matters.

Yodelmeister 18

Wednesday 6 November 2013 15:12

I have a buddy who used to work for a spine implant company, maybe he could hook you up? Seriously, you're just making it harder for the both of you if you go.

ninety 25

Wednesday 6 November 2013 15:16

Been there, done that with my ex-boyfriend. If you really want to break up with her just get your stuff if you need to, tell her you guys just aren't working, and change your number. Trust me. Changing your number is very important and will save you a lot of hassle and trouble.

kakakarotcake 17

Wednesday 6 November 2013 15:30

you already broke up with her why are you going?

MysteryGuest214 10

Wednesday 6 November 2013 15:43

Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode? George and some girl who looked like a carrot?

AerBear115 15

Wednesday 6 November 2013 16:08

Just don't show up.

xassass1nx 11

Wednesday 6 November 2013 16:13

So lete get this straight. You don't want to be with her anymore so you tell her this and she's just like "nope your still my boyfriend stop dreaming! Now here are some expensive sunglasses"