Intimacy: Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better....

By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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The sensual world

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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That'll do it

By Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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Queasy

By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 18:51

I think that's called a "Roman Shower". And that's gross.

genius_man16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 21:29

twice? dear lord, i don't want to know the circumstances

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yasmineo16 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:30

When I first read this fml, I started to think about 2 girls 1 cup, then I read the first comment, and you had already said it :P

kims0706 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:50

And that's how babies are made! :D

skidude3 0

Monday 30 April 2012 16:02

Kinky

evhrocks876 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:49

At least you had an ******

LowKey_Gov 3

Friday 27 July 2012 16:14

2 girls 1 cup reinactment.

jeffmusson1309 1

Tuesday 11 December 2012 1:43

You had an orgasmuke

corocoro 30

Tuesday 13 August 2013 11:34

Could've been worse. He could've liked it.

Guardian88 21

Wednesday 14 August 2013 4:19

Holy ******* porno wheres the music?!?

mkstar13 13

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:42

Did both of you laugh afterwards?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 11 August 2014 19:30

I think being sure that you are fine would be better idea

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