Intimacy: Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and...

By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:01

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

JackR1104 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:07

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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lexiboo1 0

Monday 25 July 2011 18:43

ew. that's so gross.Yeah, maybe you should wrap your penis in bacon for pleasure !

gfonz 16

Wednesday 27 July 2011 12:25

BACON STRIPS. BACON STRIPS. BACON STRIPS.

blakrhynes 0

Monday 1 August 2011 3:36

its making me spurt rigbt now

xxkabammxx 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 8:36

Ha I know someone who is turned on by bacon xD

Ugi 26

Wednesday 3 August 2011 12:03

Now I like a good bacon sandwich, but really! You can take a good thing too far....

RileyJane 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:15

LMAFO ! umm yeah ;D

SelfieDK 8

Monday 8 August 2011 16:22

Wow.. Freaky *********** creap..

KWYJIBO16 0

Monday 8 August 2011 17:04

Yea, that would be me also. My grandparents know me as baconstein.

QueenQuay77 10

Monday 15 August 2011 10:26

U sound like my type of guy. I love bacon too lmao!!

dragonmaster43 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 6:40

I don't see the problem.. guys love bacon

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