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Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Class act

LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 11 September 2012 22:28

"Better out than in" -Shrek

MolesterStallone 13

Tuesday 11 September 2012 22:27

I have a feeling he wasn't listening!

SanchoClaus25 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 2:55

Moral of the story, if he wanted to hear a dumbass he'd fart! Jk OP hope all works out

hunteer9 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 3:03

It's just a fart. I wouldn't read to much into.

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 4:06

Who the **** YDIed this?

mgndolan26 0

Wednesday 12 September 2012 4:16

Sounds like someone i know...

steelerslove43 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 4:30

Laugh it off with him. Every relationship has problems. Who can be serious when he farts in such a serious time? it's not that he don't like/love you.

Meow_Bitches 7

Wednesday 12 September 2012 5:08

At least he didnt fart ON you... Wait... Did he? O_O

felah17 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 5:11

YDI for being in a relationship with such "classy" individual! ; )

IneffableLullaby 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 5:36

I wouldn't be surprised if that was one of the issues you wanted to talk to him about -- interrupting you while you're sharing important moments with him so he can make sure you know he just passed gas. -.-

dacuar 0

Wednesday 12 September 2012 5:43

Sounds like a keeper

csi_fml 19

Wednesday 12 September 2012 6:03

You picked a Kepler

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