The illustration is cool but extremely disturbing. Not the kind of content I look for on here...

hahaha just to let you know the toothpaste has to have bakingsoda in it in order to dry the pimple

Ok, at this point I am almost 100% sure that the illustrator INTENDED for that to look like dicks, because really, come on now, how could anything else be the case. also, it's an awful illustration, fyi. time to up your standards on the illustrateds again, FMyLife.

why is that pimple made of heads of dicks cumming everywhere?

Seriously, that was really stupid, you probably infected the pimple. YDI That aside, use the acne product called Oxy spot treatment, it works for me.

This is why I don't read magazines. Your life sucks AND you deserved it. But hey, look on the bright side, you have a giant pimple-penis-hydra-hybrid on your head now.

That zit has massive diphallia

Heard of Lush? try Greased Lightning. It's a Witch hazel and teatree oil based gel that literally dries up zits overnight, before they become a big problem. It works on formed zits too, but takes a little longer. I had a GIANT one right between my eyes, it looked like I was growing a horn, and this stuff made it smaller for three days until it was completely gone. And, it's all natural and contains no chemicles, so it won't burn your skin :)

why on earth would you do that?

Awwhhhh i hate pimples ALOOOTTTTTTT!!!!! No matter what i did they never seem to get the f.ck off my face. All tha fancy'n'expensive as hell creams all the techniques i tried literally EVERYTHING but after 2 days of clean skin they f.ckin come baaaack!!!! hate being a teen now!