Today I guilted for not being skinny enough when I've been through...

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2019 07:41

Today I guilted for not being skinny enough when I've been through hell and constantly aggravated and in pain. All I ever asked for was a loaded gun because I didn't want to bother anybody and because I kept to myself and minded my own problems.

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mew_33 6

Friday 22 November 2019 20:36

you need to seek help its not fault

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Friday 22 November 2019 20:36

you need to seek help its not fault

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