By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
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crazytwinsmom 25

Ex girlfriend I hope!

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speckledots 29

Damn. BTW. You aren't supposed to "suck" on anything. Unless you want a dry socket.

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JerryH 9

Shes cheating on you bro

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oathkeeper77 5

Sounds like she's the one who needed a tampon.

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PhishloverA 14

Dd she at least give you one of hers to suck on?

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sugoine 12

Keep dating her until she was really, really, really needs you-then, when she needs you to take care of her, call her a whiny ****, and dump her ass. P.S. this advice is from a chick & I truly hope you heal fast & the pain goes away very quickly!!!! Had my wisdom teeth out-was a nightmare!

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4680kaitie 5

I hope you dumped her ass

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ohSNAPyall 26

Just don't suck the tampon or else you might end up with the dreaded dry socket.

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escobar07 10

I'm on her side. What does she need to check on, she's not a dentist anyway.

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Maria_Obligacia 14

even so, but why be so terribly crude and rude about it?

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escobar07 10

This is what's wrong with men these days. They are all so vaginized its not even funny

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vibernum 17

Thing is with wisdom teeth removals there are so many variables you don't know as everyone's reaction to it is different. Besides, when you're feeling like crap it's nice to know someone cares. And going back on your word? Bad move.

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rageandlove13 8

OP, you shoulda said "I guess I am what I eat!"

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