By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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Namenlos_fml 20

Wow.... your mother is a self-centered ****

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allmidnighteyes 10

What the hell? Your mother claims to have bioluminescent properties?

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roadie42 21

Wow, bitchy much? Oh well, remind her that you get to choose her nursing home.

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SilverChrono 0

Sounds like something I'd do with my daughter. LOL

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ALegitNinja 0

Watch her go on your honeymoon, saying "I'm more experienced I know what to do."

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DimitraPwns 0

I would have slapped her and told her to get the **** out.

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Wooddaver 0

Lots of mothers are like this. that's why I refuse to give my wife a child...

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boatkicker 4

Lots of mothers are like this, but it's not BECAUSE they are mothers that they are like this.

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Pearljammer001 0

aww if nobody was offensive it would take all the fun out of fml

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cornsnake 0

Yo mama's so fat, its considered a more amazing feet climbing her then climbing olympus mons. For anyone who doesn't know olympus mons is a mountain on mars that's three times bigger then mount everest.

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slaveowner190461 0

well stop being difficult

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nutcrackers 2

no way. my wedding days gonna be whole my day!!!

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Kylias 6

#63 HAHAHAH. HAHAHA. That was dumb.

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