By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

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Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
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starflyer59 17

look them in the eye and finish like a boss!

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Dcm210 19

You shouldn't be doing it in public anyway.

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AussieAndo 2

Yep, I noticed that too, #30. Did anyone else notice this happened in Saudi Arabia? Then again, OP's only human, and every guy does it. Why would the country make any difference? Possibly a much worse outcome if the OP was female. Only speculating here. Don't know for sure.

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simplysarcastics 26

Horndog...

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Mariee_x3 6

By or to the same person? ;)

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andrew9623 9

Catch me once, shame on you. Catch me twice, shame on me....

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olpally 32

Easy there Quagmire! Lol. Have some self control!

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Wimoweh 10

I do that every Saturday, didn't know it was so special. Not the getting caught part though, no, I've devised a few counter-measures over the years.

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Infinity1337 11

You ********** alot.

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RedPillSucks 31

Could have been weeks or months separating each incident.

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